Condoms? Seriously, I wish you the best of luck. I had to go into rehab several years ago. Its work, but you will meet nice people there.
Cat food. O.O
Electric kettle, teapot, 20 pairs of pantyhose and your best cut-offs... it works if you work it
meatball sub, pastrami roll,duct tape, a thong, and mayo
so that when they search you they get a little "shock"
lots of drugs so if they drug test you you have plenty of study material
your adult magazines! ;)
Alkaseltzers! (spelling)<br />
whenever they **** you off fake a seizure!
all of your imaginary friends and then when you get there open it up and yell "THEY MADE ME DO IT!"
Nothing, government will buy you everything with our money