I'm a true American and a patriot---no way I'm sponsoring you. :P
Wait for years. All hell's going to break loose in the states in the next couple of years.
I'll sponsor you 10 cents a mile........start swimming
I am sure many old geezers would love to bring you over as a mail order bride.
Sure but ya better bring some of that good beer with ya
Just go to mexico, cross the border. There is free education, healthcare waiting for you. I will pick you up in juerez.
Ned I thought we discussed this already :)