I bought some chicken earlier to make sandwiches. he's not up to it, he's just running round the kitchen clucking ?

7 Answers to "I bought some chicken earlier to make sandwiches. he's not up to it, he's just running round the kitchen clucking ?"

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   Posted by BennDover Feb 11th, 2012 at 12:15PM

   Cap his *** and cook him

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   Posted by burstin2go Feb 11th, 2012 at 12:53PM

   Groan

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   Posted by GillyGilly Feb 11th, 2012 at 12:24PM

   Keep him as a pet and have a veggie sandwich instead.

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   Posted by wogboy71 Feb 11th, 2012 at 12:22PM

   I hate when that happens my chicken said he could make soup
   
   The bloody chicken talks it up and promises the world then just nothing runs around and takes a dump on your furniture.
   
   I guess we both learned the hard way

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   Posted by Mariner2 Feb 11th, 2012 at 12:17PM

   What's with chickens these days, we bought one to have for supper, and there he lays, in the sink,
   Like he's expecting us to draw him a bath!

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   Posted by drummerboybeatle Feb 11th, 2012 at 12:16PM

   Wring his neck...

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   Posted by justkoz Feb 11th, 2012 at 12:14PM

   You got a lazy chicken then. I would kill it.

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