A banana and the Holy Hand Grenade
A chess board. BRING IT !
A gun to a sword fight.
A flimsy paperclip! Prepare to meet your doom! ~ Applenutbutter
two glasses of water with ice and a slice of lemmon in each.
A perfectly matched pair of attack cats.
nothing, i dont like to fight
My nail file.
A Chicago gangbanger with an automatic weapon. Clear the area. Then reschedule the duel.
kavalar jacket for sure
A whip made of wet soggy spagetti!