You never specified what kind of fight. I'll put the fight type. An intellectual fight. Whoever can rant about the most esoteric concepts of quantum mechanics, cosmology, philosophy, and mathematics in the grand scheme of things for the longest wins.
*preemptive strike* I hate when she does her hair like that!
*BECOMES A BATTLE MANGA FINAL BOSS* "Come at me with all your strength or you will die."
I hope you're ready for a tussle! *sword fighting* AHHAA! I'll have you know that I am not left handed!
You would probably win.
COME AT ME BRO
I won't fight unless it's for a good reason. Self defense is a good reason if I have no choice in the matter.
Fine. What kind of a fight?
I can draw pretty fast kid!!!
I have guns
Alright, I concede, you win.
What about a mud fight?<br />
Are you ready to get dirty?<br />
I challenge you to a sexual contest of some sort.