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I could sleep for 8 hours out of every 24 hours and get paid for that time. My dream job. So am I hired?
TheBlessedOne TheBlessedOne 46-50, F 14 Answers Apr 14 in Embarrassing & Funny

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Yeah sure, you can start work at sleepy time.

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Perfect job.

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I want that job too...I have been training for it all weekend.

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I know I have been too. I just want to get paid for all this work I already do.

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you can always be a guinea pig for a sleep study, if you find one that will pay you let me know

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That would be a perfect job. Just let me sleep for a living. lol

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You'll need to sell ad space on yourself and webcast the whole thing.

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Hey, that might work. That way if I scratch my butt the whole world would see it. lol

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Yeah, you'd need drama and suspense as well, just watch any of the popular "reality" TV shows to figure out the formula.

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I think my life would be to boring to get any viewers.

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Just copy the script to Ice Road Trucker.

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I will have to look that up and see what it is all about.

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Its not very good.

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I don't want to see it then.

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Its probably for the best, I'd hate to be responsible for wasting a half hour of your life.

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lol, that bad that.

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All those shows seem to have the same script. Its terrible.

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I would love to get them a new one. Do you know how I could go about asking to create a show that would be of interest?

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The concept seems to be people doing everyday stuff, but with a tight deadline, a jerk for a boss and a fat stupid guy that makes dumb mistakes.

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The world that bad off they they get entertainment out of such as that. Sad sad world we live in.

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There's a show where they buy the junk in storage units.

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I have seen that one. It is boring too.

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Yup, there's the gold mining one, the tow truck one. Its all garbage but people watch it.

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They need one about kindness. Maybe will find one that create my show.

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definitely, how bout if you're saving orphans from hungry crocodiles?

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lol, I want to save orphans form something worse than crocodiles. I want to save them from perverts. There are so many people that are hurting and need healing.

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I think that's your show right there

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That would be perfect but how do I get it started?

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I don't really know

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Yes, you can start work in the IKEA test lab in Sweden (if they ever had one)

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Nice

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great, whats the salary for that?

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I don't know. All I would need is enough to live one.

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Are you only going to sleep

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Only sleep and that is all.

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Me too.

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It would be one awesome job.

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For sure.

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No that's my job it's taken sorry.

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NOt fair. I want that too.

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i can sleep 12 if i was needed i could even do extra hours xD

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Yes me too. Overtime would be sweet for sure.

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Sounds exhausting...how much does something like that pay?

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I don't know but I would do it for a basic living.

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Your too kind to humanity...

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Not much it's hard to survive but you can just manage.

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