He was a great soldier, however all that's left of your son is his private parts and they're permanently attached to my helmet.... Here.... keep it....
He thought I was an alcoholic about to take that first drink of grenada tequila cocktail after years of being sober. I'm sorry about his striped suit. I'll pay for the dry cleaning.
He went out with a bang?
It was a dud. Tell your Mom why you never wanted too see her again yourself