I can't even pick the pen that ****!ng works from a choice of two at the lottery stand ...
midnightstoker midnightstoker 46-50, M 4 Answers Nov 17, 2013 in Community

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Join the club! I KNOW I will never win the lottery, because I refuse to spend even $1 on them, even if the stakes are $800 million!!! (Absolutely true!)

State and national lotteries are called "The Idiot Tax" by the people who administer them. They are specifically designed NOT to pay out; rather, to take in much, much more money than they pay out.

For example -- A Pick Three daily game:

If you definitely want to win the Pick Three, all you have to do is purchase one of every number: 000, 001, 002, through 999. You WILL win! What will you have won for your thousand dollar purchase? $500.



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just quick pick thats what i do not that i hit lotto yet either

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I'm more likely to be devoured by a great white shark than to win the lottery. I can't even win $5 off a scratch off.

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