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Hypnotixtic Hypnotixtic 18-21, F 15 Answers Sep 15, 2012 in Suicide

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Slip off your shirt and slurp it out with your tongue...

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But slurpping is so unclassy!

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step one: don't panic.<br />
Step two: panic.

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Punch the milk and take it back!

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Get a spoon.

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But that's what the milk expects me to do!

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should have dropped your panties

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Milk has no sexual urges. It wouldn't have helped.

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lots of connotations though

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Slit your wrists, cry yourself to sleep, and commit suicide. Its the end of the world. There is no hope for you now! That double stufed oreo, is a goner.

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Noooo!!!

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Yesss!!!

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LOL you posted this in suicide? I guess you should drink the glass of milk ASAP! and hope to have a mushy choco cookie at the bottom

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I'm so glad someone saw that lol xD

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ya I take notice to the little things in life.. its annoying sometimes. Hope your oreo lived :)

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Hurry! Drink! Before it's too late!

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I don't know, but I'm gonna go grab some

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You mock me...

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you mocked me first, and made me crave some... I don't have any milk though

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Bahaha! I have more golden double stuffed AND a gallon of milk!

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evil, evil woman! messing with my stomach like that! ... can I come over?

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Yes, yes you may. Bring ample supply of butter and copper jumper cables ;D

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Ok, but I'm San Diegan... all we have is weed butter. But what's the jumper cables for?

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Lmao why to electrify the food of course! Makes the cookies 'zingy'.

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I don't get the oreo thing. They're so... ordinary and uninteresting. Tim tams make a much better obsession.

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oh...my...goodness...

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I know! The horror!

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:o

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Are you related to Miranda Cosgrove ?.... Well you've got black hair so there's a 50% or so chance....

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I am not. But thanks

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You can have mine.

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Have you touched them? I don't like people touching my food.

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Nope, and I am wearing gloves. The bag is unopened, I promise.

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Then... I accept now go get me milk! ;D

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Okie dokie!

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