Slip off your shirt and slurp it out with your tongue...
step one: don't panic.
Step two: panic.
Punch the milk and take it back!
Get a spoon.
should have dropped your panties
lots of connotations though
Slit your wrists, cry yourself to sleep, and commit suicide. Its the end of the world. There is no hope for you now! That double stufed oreo, is a goner.
LOL you posted this in suicide? I guess you should drink the glass of milk ASAP! and hope to have a mushy choco cookie at the bottom
ya I take notice to the little things in life.. its annoying sometimes. Hope your oreo lived :)
Hurry! Drink! Before it's too late!
I don't know, but I'm gonna go grab some
you mocked me first, and made me crave some... I don't have any milk though
evil, evil woman! messing with my stomach like that! ... can I come over?
Ok, but I'm San Diegan... all we have is weed butter. But what's the jumper cables for?
I don't get the oreo thing. They're so... ordinary and uninteresting. Tim tams make a much better obsession.
Are you related to Miranda Cosgrove ?.... Well you've got black hair so there's a 50% or so chance....
I am not. But thanks
You can have mine.
Nope, and I am wearing gloves. The bag is unopened, I promise.