WEB CAM - LOL<br />
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You never asked to web me, Ned!!
do you want me message me - lol
The heater in my truck stopped working 5 hours away from home today ... and it is -25 celcius out. Hope that helps
No! That makes me feel bad!
That should make anyone feel better.... It can always be worse
Its cold at my place at 16C
Lol. cold he says
That does not make me feel good at all...I feel...ummm....cold for you now
Cold shoulder already? :O
Opens another case of black jack and pours you one.
May I take you into my arms and dance with you or could we just sit beside each other and talk as we hold hands... maybe I could just give you a hug and whisper it will be all better soon.... either way I want you to know we your friends care and you are very special in our eyes.
what is wrong?
Gee, can you make me a breakfast sandwich like ya' used to., Val???
Ok, sure. It's long, though...Had a prostitute in the ER that had been arrested and was being treating for belly pain that the cops supposedly caused upon her arrest. The cops new she had drugs, but couldn't find them. An abdominal/pelvic x-ray was done to rule out trauma to the area and showed a crack pipe in her lower pelvis. The medical staff couldn't tell the police because of privacy laws. The prostitute was mad at the staff for not finding anything wrong with her and discharging her back to the police, so to show her "gratitude," she cursed the staff and squatted in the flood to pee...the crack pipe fell out onto the floor right in front of the cops.
*floor, not flood
funnnnneeee would have loved to seen it and the cops reaction
Yeah sure darlin' we can go out for a night on the town. When we get back to your place you can invite me in for a nightcap and I'll show you how doable you are ;)
yup im there with ya
I don't know what to say so I'll just give you a big (((((((HUG))))
Every life touches so many others. Your life has significance. You must not despair. Try to do something beautiful for someone else. There is great reward in doing good for others. You are loved.