Its the Bacon slicer in Sainsburys that does it for me.
Do you want to date a women who smells like bacon from her job?
I have had women that have smelt of milk, bread, a little fishy; one had a faint aroma of a sweet cheese. So what's wrong with bacon?
Ew! :) I will dab some bacon grease on my neck next time I go on a date.
Cooked or raw, smoked or green?
Don't do the bread and bacon at the same time, unless you take ketchup.
Cooked! I'm not a savage! Maybe I could stuff my bra with it and offer him pieces through out the date? You know to keep him intrested. *wink!
Anyway it is not the person slicing Bacon. I have a 'cutting machine fetish'; bandsaws, guillotines all do it.
So you want to **** a machine?
Done that too. Well she told me she was a Robot, an alien at that; she had been sent from the ninth dimension, by their Rabbi, to find out what all the fuss was about bacon; somebody mentioned pork, she misheard it or her translator transponder got screwed and went looking for a poke. That's where I came in.
To be continued?