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Which is why I'm banned, and now I have to buy all my toiletries in Superdrug ...
midnightstoker midnightstoker 46-50, M 1 Answer Feb 11 in Community

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Its the Bacon slicer in Sainsburys that does it for me.

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Do you want to date a women who smells like bacon from her job?

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I have had women that have smelt of milk, bread, a little fishy; one had a faint aroma of a sweet cheese. So what's wrong with bacon?

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Ew! :) I will dab some bacon grease on my neck next time I go on a date.

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Cooked or raw, smoked or green?
Don't do the bread and bacon at the same time, unless you take ketchup.

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Cooked! I'm not a savage! Maybe I could stuff my bra with it and offer him pieces through out the date? You know to keep him intrested. *wink!

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Anyway it is not the person slicing Bacon. I have a 'cutting machine fetish'; bandsaws, guillotines all do it.

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So you want to **** a machine?

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Done that too. Well she told me she was a Robot, an alien at that; she had been sent from the ninth dimension, by their Rabbi, to find out what all the fuss was about bacon; somebody mentioned pork, she misheard it or her translator transponder got screwed and went looking for a poke. That's where I came in.

To be continued?

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