What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing... they were both stuck up *******
studies show that six out seven dwarves aren't happy.
go right ahead. i didn't make it up either. ain't it great for a quick one liner?
What did one sunburned egg say to the other sunburned egg? You look fried!
a liitle girl learning the Lords Prayer...... she got it correct up until the ending "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us from E-mail.