Double b*tch slap....BOOYA!
Don't waste your time...The other face will actually make you (or at least all others) to feel bad. You end up looking the 'evil'. Either way it serves no positive purpose. Rather than slap, clue others' into their game!
Take a smack at both with iron tail, leave a mark!
Use both hands?
Slap my butt's face first. It's pretty fun.