Scratch by back
I have an itch only you can scratch. ;)
Can you mow the lawn for me?
Let's see...the barn needs muckin' out, the hawgs need sloppin'. Oh yeah...can you operate a manure spreader?
I married a manure spreader once
Oh, gosh. I wish we could rate replies. :D
Can you read this book for me? I have to procrastinate some more...
Are you a psychic or something?