It was voted most popular mouse name in 1997. The 90's are so hot right now.
turd-dropper cause that's what it'll do if it's running lose all over your house.
Freeloader the fur turd.
Excellent! And it's a unisex name, so no-one will be offended. Except for people that don't like the word "turd."
Concealedwildheart if it's female xD
If it were my house ... dead. 2 cats and a dog, it doesn't stand a chance usually.
The mouse I shall ANNIHILATE.
They are full of diseases. They crap and **** on everything you touch. And they breed like...rabbits. Want a ton of mice? DESTROY.
Your little friend is a PEST. Make other friends. And get a mousetrap. Bait it with peanut butter. And SNAP his widdle neck. lol
A small rodent