Your probably not the only one with a woodie right now
Do you keep in in your night stand.
Are you Amish?
It's nice to see a big ****** lol
thats cute, where did you get her?
Keep it off your head. :-p *runs*
I have a wood carving of a cowboy and his wood ****** was broken off when I dropped him. Wanna sell me your wood ******? Maybe I can glue it on the carving.
he must be very hard to take care of =)
What a darling pet you have!!!
Must get annoying
Please tell me his name is not Woody...>:-P
Yes...be careful with the furniture ;-)
Buy him one of those ornate bamboo cages ... : ))
Go ahead and pet the ****** and see it live up to its name...
I was going to make a joke about morning wood, but, I respect you as a lady. Never mind. Good question, though.
Woody Woodpecker comes to mind.
Lost your boyfriend, huh? LOL!
i have a vajay jay ******.
Id like to pet it sometime.