I agree with Bianca. Stay a mountain man.
Yeah shave it, it'll look nice again when you don't shave for about 6 days I think then you can shave again
It sounds like you are determined to look bizarre, so you can see people's "reactions". I can't relate to that.
i think you should do a close shave with a checker pattern...and actual checkers are optional
id just shave it all then...
Trim first is my advice
Do one of those Amish things---shave the mustache and leave the beard
Shave any random part of your face