hahhahahahha asking that question with that avatar is just hilarious hahahhahah
Go to the bog. It might encourage you...
Drink lots or prune juice, then go for a long run !!!
Not until it turns your blue eyes brown
If you're desperate you can resort to "digital self-extraction". (get disposable latex gloves)
i know dizzy its funny :) lol
I have gone 9 days without pooping so dont be too alarmed.
you should take some fiber for sure.
It sometimes makes me shake my head hearing how little people know about the human body, but don't worry you do not need to go to the hospital. humans can go quite a while without having a bowel movement, you're just a little constipated, as long as there's no severe pain then you should be fine. take some senokot, which is a stool softener and mild laxitive, that will help you, and also drink a lot of water. and stop eating so many things that will plug you up, like cheese, breads and meat. eat things with fiber and eat fruit. also when taking any laxitives always follow the directions to the letter!!! do not over take them or that can be painful!! I suggest mild ones like senokot.
a bottle of WORTHINGTON WHITE SHIELD and drink it all including the dregs and dont venture to far from the pan
Try blackstrap molasses and epsom salts it will move heaven and earth.
Take some laxitives. tht should do the trick!
I recommend a colonic enema or a glycerin suppository. <br />
And make a habit out of eating fiber or taking a probiotic. These will keep you from being constipated and grumpy.
not hospital material yet...you'll only clog up the system..<br />
drink lots of water..do some exercise...if that fails..use an enenma..from the pharmacy...and don't leave home after using it.