If you throw him he'll always come back to you LOL
Dont they all hang to one side or the other? Wonder if its natural, or they get trained, like a hair part on yr head? Lol
It should be pointing to the right ok.
Only when erect, play with one for a while and you will find out what it can do.
In certain positions that could work to a womans advantage. Figure out what position will make it rub the G spot ;-).
society has imposed bifurcation for hundreds of years. we start off from toddlerhood bifurcated. it must choose a side. few of us are man enough to wear a kilt. without bifurcated boxers.