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I intend to get around the hosepipe ban by hiring an elephant during the summer months and keeping it in my garden..?

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    pixelbest - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by pixelbest Apr 16th, 2012 at 1:08PM

    Good luck with that. What you planning on doing with their ****?? Good for the roses?

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4 Answers to "I intend to get around the hosepipe ban by hiring an elephant during the summer months and keeping it in my garden..?"

  1. Serenitree - 66-70 years old - female

    Posted by Serenitree Apr 16th, 2012 at 1:09PM

    What a great idea. I wonder if they'll let me keep one in my apartment. Just a small one; for keeping me cool on long hot summer nights.

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  2. prettyflamingo - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by prettyflamingo Apr 16th, 2012 at 1:56PM

    can i come and have a shower

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  3. SelangorNight - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by SelangorNight Apr 16th, 2012 at 1:18PM

    You will probably get arrested on a trumped up charge

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