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No kidding 3 heads. ??
lostintime1 lostintime1 41-45, M 2 Answers May 10 in Parenting & Family

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I honestly have not the foggiest idea, have you tried mating it with your 1st cousin? Perhaps tentacles for arms could negate the issue.

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You are one of those smart guys from North arnt you? I will do it thank you. :)

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You are welcome, comrade. Try hard enough and your product may gain supernatural deity status among Indian culture.

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Does it have 6 fingers and webbed feet too?

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Mom I told you to let me play alone on EP "/

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Your baby is playing in the pig pen again. Go and sort it out!

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What Pigpen is playing in the pig pen? They sure grow up fast.

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It crawled in. Which is a difficult feat for a baby with 3 arms...

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Please get some rest ma, a baby with 3 heads had to hurt. I will take care of Pigpen.

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I can't. Every time I go into the bedroom, your brother comes in and wants to have a ********* with your aunt and I....

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Oh I will keeeeeeeeeeeel them both, grandpa said he was first after the baby came "/

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I'm not sleeping with your grandfather again. He always wants to do that thing that I don't like...

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Well it is your fault for saving the family so much money from us not having to go to the nudity bar. Everytime he sees you on the kitchen table for us he gets those crazy thoughts you know.

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You know that your momma likes to walk around the house naked. She's not going to stop just because it sets your grandfather off. If he wants to do that thing, he can ask your sister. She does it with your uncle practically everyday. Your sister is a ****.

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Well we all saw that coming when she turned 13 and started watching TV with her legs in the air. I ask you to make her stop but oh no.

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How could I make her stop? Your father's face was in the way.

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lol Well grandpa has no interest in her, he keeps rambling on how he wants his Baby girl back. You made things worse after you started acting like one of those city slicker girls and shaving down there.

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That's because your brother gave me pubic lice. I'm certain that he caught them off your sister again.

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Oh man, when are we going stop to acting like normal people. All this drama is a bit much for me. I was just hoping to marry my mom and we could have lots and lots of babies.

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Then run away with me like you promised then. I'm still waiting.

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Grandpa's blood hounds would find us. You saw what happened to that gal that broked down on the road and dad and grandpa made her their sex slave.

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I know. They used to lock me in that room too son. They only let me out once they had the new girl. Killing her boyfriend was a bit harsh too.

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Yeah and making her watch him get it in the rear end with our donkey before they killed him was painful too.

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That donkey and I have history...

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OMG no? I will Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel them all lol.

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Get me out of here son!

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Lol

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