I just found a web page of Aussie v. Kiwi jokes- They are hard to understand! Here's 1: (got any)
kiwi bloke was on earth doing the Haka. Somewhere in space, Aliens were watching this unusual dance.
"Kamate, kamate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"
The Aliens were very interested and they wanted to see what would happen if they would take a part of his brain away without him even knowing. So with their alien technology they sent a laser beam down that hit the Kiwi's head and took a part of his brain away.
The Aliens then sat back to see what would happen.
"Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......."
What the??? The Aliens were amazed with what they were seeing. The Kiwi guy could operate with less than a full brain. So they decided to send the beam down and take another part of his brain. The Aliens watched on.
"Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"
"WHAT!!!" the Aliens said to each other. "These Kiwis are very clever people even with half a brain. Let's see what happens if we take the rest of it away and leave him with no brain at all!"
So with a push of a button t
4 Answers to "I just found a web page of Aussie v. Kiwi jokes- They are hard to understand! Here's 1: (got any)"
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I didn't get it. They get the mickey taken for how they tend their sheep
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Not the Maori's though.
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Where's Ned when ya need him eh?
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They missed his brain and took off his nose. Now the guy can't find his way around without following his nose. The moral of this story is, Most of the time you aren't thinking you are just following your nose because the nose knows....
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was that supposd to help?
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Not so much help but I tried to make some sense out of it. I know it didn't help too much!
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Posted by catfeesh Dec 10th, 2011 at 9:19AM
What HAPPENED ???? ARGH !!! did i miss it ? am i a kiwi ?
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Reply by BabzEsq24 Dec 10th, 2011 at 9:24AM
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Reply by catfeesh Dec 10th, 2011 at 9:28AM
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