He forgot skin flute.
I refer to mine as Mr. Anderson
that's not strange. I call mine professor goodtimes
Sounds like rape.
Exactly. Such a lame fellow, that god. I blame him too!
must be a grocery clerk...
sounds like a ******
Heat seeking Moisture missile
Sounds kinda weird. How was the yogurt btw?
Hahaha Did he dazzle you with his charm?
The only time I give my thing a name is if I'm having a conversation with one of my friends and we're joking around. Sounds like this dude is trying to compensate for something, if you know what I mean.
Doinker made me laugh so hard! Im using that
Oh well id be weirded out by a forty year old pervy dude if i was 19. But thats one of the funniest things ive ever heard lol
well that's uhm interesting and different
I call a girls thing, their twinkle cave.
I'd like to clarify, not during sex cause that'd be creepy.
This guy either has too much time on his hands or really loves his willy. I hope you didn't touch it!
Bravo! I hope he didn't show it to you. Gross.
How romantic! What a ******* loser!
Yikes! The last two are new to me *writes them down for future reference*
Hahaha, classic! *jots DNA rifle on notepad*. I may need a second page if he keeps this going. I would say that he's a keeper, hon..but he did refer to his peepee as a stinky pickle and that just won't do! :P
That is a new one for me. lol. He forgot the purple porpous. Pretty sure I spelled that wrong. Who cares they taste great with mayo and crackers.
Thanks. I told you I write hillbilly, sometimes.
He sounds like a keeper, NOT!
He needs four names for it? Why not just seven - one for each day of the week?
I kind of like yogurt slinger.