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BlueMetalChick BlueMetalChick 18-21, F 24 Answers Jan 7 in Dating & Relationships

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He forgot skin flute.

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That too.

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I refer to mine as Mr. Anderson

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that's not strange. I call mine professor goodtimes

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Sounds like rape.

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Pleasant thought

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I blame god.

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Exactly. Such a lame fellow, that god. I blame him too!

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must be a grocery clerk...

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sounds like a ******

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Heat seeking Moisture missile

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Oh gross!

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Sounds kinda weird. How was the yogurt btw?

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Like I'm gonna eat it.

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Hahaha Did he dazzle you with his charm?

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Undoubtedly! :D

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Ew :/

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0.o

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The only time I give my thing a name is if I'm having a conversation with one of my friends and we're joking around. Sounds like this dude is trying to compensate for something, if you know what I mean.

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Doinker made me laugh so hard! Im using that

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It was creepy when he said it. I'm nineteen and he's forty three and he's like "Hey baby wanna yank my doinker?" and I'm like uh...no?

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Oh well id be weirded out by a forty year old pervy dude if i was 19. But thats one of the funniest things ive ever heard lol

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Lol XD

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well that's uhm interesting and different

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I call a girls thing, their twinkle cave.

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Jesus lol

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I'd like to clarify, not during sex cause that'd be creepy.

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This guy either has too much time on his hands or really loves his willy. I hope you didn't touch it!

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He was forty three years old! Of COURSE I didn't touch it!

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Bravo! I hope he didn't show it to you. Gross.

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We were in public, so no go there. He just repeatedly told me how he wanted me to "yank his doinker" and **** like that.

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How romantic! What a ******* loser!

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He sounds like a keeper, NOT!

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He needs four names for it? Why not just seven - one for each day of the week?

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I kind of like yogurt slinger.

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I won't be eating yogurt for a while now.

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