Yes, it is amazing what modern medicine can do to ensure effective drug dosing, in this case it seems you have hit the jackpot...
Side effects include, but are not limited to, nausea, vomiting, painful er3ctions, wide eyes, difficulty swallowing and a bad taste in the mouth.
Ahh, there's always a catch...
would you be happier if it said 'rectal'?
Does the bottle have a warning sticker to take them by mouth? lol
Hope it was a purifying mouth rinse!
Adge Cutlar and the Wurzelzs had a hit with twice daily in the 60s