When you turned in your chair to get up n use the bathroom the walls suddenly tilted.
Was it because you hit your head on the counter-top trying to pick your glasses off the floor?
When it took you forever to type this question
Yes you are really tipsy!
cause you just fell down the front stairs and now ya got a big bump on your head and ya thought somebody came in and bonked ya over the head?? and you just figured today isnt friday today is monday??
see ya been party party partyin all weekend long hmm??
Maybe when your keyboard was looking a little blurry?
Hmmmm.......then maybe when your computer screen looked blurry?