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I kidnapped Santa (the real one) how much ransom will you pay to get him back :) (evil laugh)

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    TheOneyouwerewarnedabout - 70+ years old

    Posted by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:46AM

    keep the fat basterd :)

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  1. mariusthered - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by mariusthered Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:47AM

    but i dont want him, dont you want to pay and let the little kiddies have toys

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  2. TheOneyouwerewarnedabout - 70+ years old

    Reply by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:48AM

    they get their toys either way :)

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10 Answers to "I kidnapped Santa (the real one) how much ransom will you pay to get him back :) (evil laugh)"

  1. mononoaware - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by mononoaware Dec 20th, 2012 at 5:24AM

    nothing. You can keep him.

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  2. joeman72 - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by joeman72 Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:50AM

    I got his reindeer ill make more money breeding them than you will!!!

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  3. mariusthered - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by mariusthered Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:53AM

    what ever floats you boat dude , but i wouldn't want kids with horns as teenagers they will be murder :)

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  4. joeman72 - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by joeman72 Dec 20th, 2012 at 5:03AM

    Nothing worse than a horny teenager! Lol

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  5. bgirl1116 - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by bgirl1116 Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:50AM

    hmmm...I heard you only kidnapped him so you could sit on his lap...

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  6. mariusthered - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by mariusthered Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:52AM

    well i do want a lot of toys

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  7. bgirl1116 - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by bgirl1116 Dec 20th, 2012 at 5:08AM

    ha ha ha...OMG, that sounds kind of sick and twisted, this old fat man has children line up to tell him what they want for christmas and he promises them toys if they sit upon his lap? He's a perv, keep him...

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  8. Staley - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by Staley Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:48AM

    Don't tell me.............you're playing with my grand daughter's new pink Barbie car she's supposed to be getting from Santa - yeah?

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  9. mariusthered - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by mariusthered Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:50AM

    No ! i was just testing it

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  10. Staley - 56-60 years old - female

    Reply by Staley Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:52AM

    sure you were ;)

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  11. jazzyknickers - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by jazzyknickers Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:47AM

    I won't ,good luck feeding him lol

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  12. mariusthered - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by mariusthered Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:51AM

    he said you on the naughty list

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  13. jazzyknickers - 22-25 years old - female

    Reply by jazzyknickers Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:52AM

    Good ,i always am ,i have honestly never had a Christmas present in my life

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  14. Zoranna - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by Zoranna Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:46AM

    I actually saw your Stand In today at the shopping centre. Didn't give me a present though. :(

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  15. mariusthered - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by mariusthered Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:49AM

    well you a big girl now ,you just get a kiss on the cheek :)

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  16. Zoranna - 56-60 years old - female

    Reply by Zoranna Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:51AM

    Didn't even get that. :(

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  17. Glitterlips - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by Glitterlips Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:45AM

    Well I never got my bike, so keep him lol

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  18. Gemzaayy - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by Gemzaayy Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:45AM

    Depends if hes got any pressies for me or not doesnt it?

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  19. mariusthered - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by mariusthered Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:46AM

    hang on i will poke him with a pointy stick and find out

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  20. Gemzaayy - 26-30 years old - female

    Reply by Gemzaayy Dec 20th, 2012 at 5:01AM

    Kinky

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  21. editor1979 - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by editor1979 Dec 20th, 2012 at 4:44AM

    Meh.

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