I know the dryer eats socks but where the heck do the forks keep going?

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The drier monster takes the forks to eat the socks with.

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luckypickle	Posted Oct 11th, 2009 at 4:42PM Why do you put forks in your dryer? Rated: +3Vote for this!
LittleLisa	Posted Oct 11th, 2009 at 4:46PM It's hard to say. But I do know that the dish ran away with the spoon. Rated: +2Vote for this!
EsotericTrash	Posted Oct 11th, 2009 at 4:14PM Mermaids steal them obviously. Rated: +1Vote for this!
cookiecakes	Posted Oct 11th, 2009 at 4:14PM It happens to me too! You know how the dryer monster steals the socks? Well there's one in my dishwasher too. He's quite fond of forks and knives, won't touch the spoons though. Rated: +1Vote for this!
TouchMeNot	Posted Oct 11th, 2009 at 4:25PM They run off with the pizza slicer. Rated: +1Vote for this!
JulySunSoul	Posted Oct 11th, 2009 at 4:26PM I have a strong feeling that the 'Borrowers' have something to do with it... Rated: +1Vote for this!
hurldog	Posted Oct 11th, 2009 at 4:31PM Didn't the fork run off with the spoon in that kid's rhyme? Rated: +1Vote for this!
luvwater	Posted Oct 11th, 2009 at 4:39PM Ha!!! That is a great question! Probably in the garbage by mistake! Rated: +1Vote for this!
burstin2go	Posted Oct 11th, 2009 at 4:49PM Well, I used to have a set of 6-of-each cutlery, given as a wedding pressie in 1979. By the time I replaced them this year, I was down to 3 teaspoons and 5 dessert spoons; curiously all the knives & forks survived. So, I want to know why it is that you lose forks and I only lost spoons. And, where dod they all go? To that great dishwasher in the sky? Rated: +1Vote for this!
sugarnspicey	Posted Oct 11th, 2009 at 4:50PM Dishwashers get hungry too:-) Rated: +1Vote for this!
darkredswan	Posted Oct 11th, 2009 at 4:54PM And so the fork ran off with the spoon...are any of your spoons missing?:p Rated: +1Vote for this!
Toby2day	Posted Oct 11th, 2009 at 5:10PM they run away with the spoons... hey diddle diddle lololol Rated: +1Vote for this!
NeonBlueMidnight	Posted Oct 11th, 2009 at 5:38PM What, it's okay for dryers but suddenly you've got a problem with it when it's the dishwasher? You racist slime... Rated: +1Vote for this!
silkpantygirl	Posted Oct 11th, 2009 at 5:54PM in the road..............?? Rated: +1Vote for this!

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