Look at the nearest psych-ward
one is not enough for you?... why looking for more?... huh
Corn Flakes packet
Not on this planet I'm afraid
There used to be millions like me on Krypton, but....
God broke the mold after me , or maybe sprayed bleach on it ! : /
Right here on EP, you the lucky guy.
unfortunately you can't
Madasalizards R Us.