I hate when I do that....
Here it is...er, you might want to wash that first. ;-)
I lost my mont blanc. It was not really lost I know where it is.... I lent it to a co-worker and less then a minute later as I saw him about to write with it across the hall the cops came and cuffed him. It is now in his property in what ever prison he is at. I tried getting it out of county and it was a no go.
Please accept my condolences.