*long pause* no I got nothin. Sorry!
Horse walks into a bar has a seat, bartender looks at him and says " WHY THE LONG FACE"
A duck walks into a pharmacy jumps up on the counter tells the pharmacist "give me some chap stick and put it on my bill."
You heard about the zookeeper, the lion and three boys? The zookeeper sees 3 boys being held against a wall by a cop, so he asks what is up.
The policeman is angry and concentrating on his radio to get back up.
So he asks the first boy, "What is your name and what did you do?"
He replies "John - I was feeding peanuts to the lion."
The zookeeper replies, "Well he is no vegetarian, but that doesn't sound bad"
He asks the second boy, "What is your name and what did you do?"
He replies "Bill - I was feeding peanuts to the lion."
So the zookeeper scratches his head and notices the third boy is crying.
"Ah, so he is feeling guilty - I will ask him."
He asks the third boy, "What is your name and what did you do?"
"Peanuts," he answers, "and if the cop hadn't got here I would have been eaten".
just say "ha. ha" you moose
Laughter is the best medicine :)
Look at some funny YouTube videos.
Ever heard of Sleep Talking Man? I think he's a laugh. His wife records the things he says in his sleep. I'll grab a link for you.
how can i help
So do I