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wannaelectrodance wannaelectrodance 18-21, F 15 Answers Dec 9, 2012 in Jokes & Riddles

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*long pause* no I got nothin. Sorry!

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*crickets*

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Horse walks into a bar has a seat, bartender looks at him and says " WHY THE LONG FACE"<br />
A duck walks into a pharmacy jumps up on the counter tells the pharmacist "give me some chap stick and put it on my bill."

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You heard about the zookeeper, the lion and three boys? The zookeeper sees 3 boys being held against a wall by a cop, so he asks what is up.<br />
The policeman is angry and concentrating on his radio to get back up.<br />
So he asks the first boy, "What is your name and what did you do?"<br />
He replies "John - I was feeding peanuts to the lion."<br />
The zookeeper replies, "Well he is no vegetarian, but that doesn't sound bad"<br />
He asks the second boy, "What is your name and what did you do?"<br />
He replies "Bill - I was feeding peanuts to the lion."<br />
So the zookeeper scratches his head and notices the third boy is crying.<br />
"Ah, so he is feeling guilty - I will ask him."<br />
He asks the third boy, "What is your name and what did you do?"<br />
"Peanuts," he answers, "and if the cop hadn't got here I would have been eaten".

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just say "ha. ha" you moose

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here....38dd :D

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haha yea you got me on my own prank x)

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Laughter is the best medicine :)

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Look at some funny YouTube videos.

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How?

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Ever heard of Sleep Talking Man? I think he's a laugh. His wife records the things he says in his sleep. I'll grab a link for you.

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thanx ^.^

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how can i help

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So do I

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