Three men walk into a Bar, the Fourth one ducks
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
"Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!" Ralph
"Nice ****! How much for anal?"
This dog walks into a bar wantin to know who shot his paw... (drumroll and symbol)!
give me a quarter to call your parents and thank them lol!
did you just fart? cause you blew me away
Hollywood has a Midget Shortage
Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was anally violated.