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I have more one liners than Charlie Sheens coffee table.
FallenAngelWOOT FallenAngelWOOT 31-35, F 13 Answers Feb 27, 2012

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Three men walk into a Bar, the Fourth one ducks

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What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

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"Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!" Ralph

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"Nice ****! How much for anal?"

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This dog walks into a bar wantin to know who shot his paw... (drumroll and symbol)!

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give me a quarter to call your parents and thank them lol!

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did you just fart? cause you blew me away

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"She's hurtin'-for-a-squirtin"

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Hollywood has a Midget Shortage

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Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was anally violated.

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