.. a kiss that touches your soul and curls your toes...
Ask and your wish is my command Toots :))
so do I. Maybe we should barter.
Um....am I supposed to guess? Lol
old, new, borrowed and blue!
ive got it all..name it
well us old goats come prepared
you are just so "precious!"
Refill? How do I get home though? I totaled my unicycle!!
hand me that wrensssh...hiccup!
das nodda wrenssssh...the thing with the big hannle
yeah...nex to the hoodamazi...hooderma...hoo
jigger....smiling triumphantly now
ahhhh!!!!!!...hole still now...ill get ma shainshaw
Wha?? Izzz jus a lil one!
It looks good through drunk glasses no?
Um, well, do you have medical insurance?? er, never mind, um, looks good. have another drink!
ok drinkie...drinkie uppie!
thanks!! all my money has gone to pay for obamacare!!!!!
gladly my dear...shake shake shake...pouuuuuurrrrrrr...plunk...cheers!
do you really wanna know? ;-)
how bout some bubble gum vodka?? or swedish fish vodka?? ive got em all
yeah...dont ell me you dont the little red swedish fish candy in canada??!!
oh they are sooooo good...sweet flavored vodka with sprite zero...gotta watch my figure you know ;-)
ill do all the watching then ;-)
i cant describe it...but i know i like it!
there isnt a disgusting thing on you i can find...well except from the bleeding hairless scalp...but im willing to overlook it!
youll be fine...just keep drinking and sillywitting with me!
well it fits perfect! even with the dent i put in it on friday!
its fine...i had my 2 tylenol and a big glass of water...so im ready to CHUG the vodka...are you with me??!!
hands the bottle over...your turn...CHUG CHUG CHUG
only the best for you ablford...only the best
awww, well, shucks, i, um, blushes, just i dont know, er am i stammering and fumbling awkwardly??!!
well at least it stopped all of the awkward stammering!!
i am now sticking my tongue out at you
well you can throw up on that dumbass over there no?
i dont think ive ever seen someone puke that accurately!
lets get you some mouthwash!! and a towel!!
can i lather your back??
trust me...i wont miss a SINGLE spot!! get the scrub brush out for your tongue!!
cucumber melon ok? or apple strawberry?? my you are one big lathery sight arent you?
how in the world are those bubbles only covering strategic spots??!!