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ablford36 ablford36 36-40, F 12 Answers Nov 19, 2012 in Community

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.. a kiss that touches your soul and curls your toes...

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Get laid

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Ask and your wish is my command Toots :))

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Understanding

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Um....am I supposed to guess? Lol

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old, new, borrowed and blue!

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ive got it all..name it

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you are so thoughtful! Where's the martinis?

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voila!

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mmm.....lovely!

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well us old goats come prepared

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that's why I luv ya!

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you are just so "precious!"

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*wink*!

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Refill? How do I get home though? I totaled my unicycle!!

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I think we can build you another.....- don't go yet!

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hand me that wrensssh...hiccup!

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das nodda wrenssssh...the thing with the big hannle

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wha.........tha.........tingamabab?

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yeah...nex to the hoodamazi...hooderma...hoo
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jigger....smiling triumphantly now

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hey help!, my hair's caught in the whazzmacallit.........

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ahhhh!!!!!!...hole still now...ill get ma shainshaw

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ohhhhhhhhhh $heeet!

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Wha?? Izzz jus a lil one!

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*RRRRIIIIPPPP* - no need hun - see - good as new!

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It looks good through drunk glasses no?

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feelin' the breeze a bit too much - take a closer look......what's going on - on the top?

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Um, well, do you have medical insurance?? er, never mind, um, looks good. have another drink!

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lol - just call me drinkie -

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ok drinkie...drinkie uppie!

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NEXT! - Here, I'll buy another round - seeing as CANADA has health care.........

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thanks!! all my money has gone to pay for obamacare!!!!!

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FIGHT THE POWER! - but first another my love?

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gladly my dear...shake shake shake...pouuuuuurrrrrrr...plunk...cheers!

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what else is in here..............

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do you really wanna know? ;-)

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nah......keep em comin - *hic*

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how bout some bubble gum vodka?? or swedish fish vodka?? ive got em all

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fish vodka? never heard of it, - ok, lets try it out......

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yeah...dont ell me you dont the little red swedish fish candy in canada??!!

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never heard of it.......got any?

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oh they are sooooo good...sweet flavored vodka with sprite zero...gotta watch my figure you know ;-)

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well I'm not watchin' mine - so more for me!

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ill do all the watching then ;-)

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what's happening to this part over here?

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i cant describe it...but i know i like it!

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whew - as long as you're not disgusted - to tell ya the truth, I was gettin kinda scared......

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there isnt a disgusting thing on you i can find...well except from the bleeding hairless scalp...but im willing to overlook it!

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ya think it'll grow back? *sob*

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youll be fine...just keep drinking and sillywitting with me!

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yeah, can I borrow your bike helmet?

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well it fits perfect! even with the dent i put in it on friday!

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at least I know it's a good one! - how's yer head feelin'?

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its fine...i had my 2 tylenol and a big glass of water...so im ready to CHUG the vodka...are you with me??!!

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where did you find my families secret recipe?
OK, hey slow down, and save some for me!

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hands the bottle over...your turn...CHUG CHUG CHUG

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more like *glug glug glug*! - FIRE ESCAPING FROM MY BELLY - that's some good sh*t!

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only the best for you ablford...only the best

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How did you get to be so sweet? *peck*

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awww, well, shucks, i, um, blushes, just i dont know, er am i stammering and fumbling awkwardly??!!

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here, have a doughnut to sop up all that vodka!

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well at least it stopped all of the awkward stammering!!

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don't chew wit yer mouth full - I can see everything..........lol

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i am now sticking my tongue out at you

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oh boy - *stomach grumbling* - think I'm gonna spew.......

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well you can throw up on that dumbass over there no?

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I think someone already did...........I swear it wasn't me

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ok..aim...FIRRRREEEEEE

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*BBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHHH* - Oh man, I needed that! - Sorry dumbass!

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i dont think ive ever seen someone puke that accurately!

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kinda like a fire hose - wow! that was some crazy $hit!

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lets get you some mouthwash!! and a towel!!

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maybe I should just jump in that creek, clean up would be so much easier! Be a dear, and throw us a bar of soap?

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can i lather your back??

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yes, and don't forget that spot, and maybe some lather on my tongue too -

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trust me...i wont miss a SINGLE spot!! get the scrub brush out for your tongue!!

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ohhh - what's that flavor?

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cucumber melon ok? or apple strawberry?? my you are one big lathery sight arent you?

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wheeeeeee!

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how in the world are those bubbles only covering strategic spots??!!

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