I need to be happy! Make me smile! :c

Asked By: BloodRedShadow 18-21, F 10 months ago

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Posted by TaintedSoul Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:38PM

ok; if harry potter is so magical why can't he fix his eyesight.

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Reply by BloodRedShadow Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:40PM

I never thought about that! XD
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Reply by darkknight3 Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:55PM

guess they considered glasses as hip :P
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Posted by lilytear Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:50PM

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving the lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

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Reply by BloodRedShadow Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:51PM

Lol! :)
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Reply by lilytear Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:53PM

An old country preacher had a teenage son and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: A Bible A silver dollar A bottle of whiskey A Playboy magazine "I'll just hide behind the Door," the old preacher said to himself. "When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up." "If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer." The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired this month's centerfold. "Lord have mercy," the old Preacher disgustedly whispered. "He's gonna run for Congress.
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Posted by SilenceEvermore Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:42PM

Sure..let me get my staple gun and you'll never frown :D

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Posted by Vessa Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:41PM

If you'll go to my profile, maybe there will be something in my album that will cheer you up.

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Reply by BloodRedShadow Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:43PM

You're blocked....
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Reply by yourbro Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:47PM

LOL why do you block her? She has really some nice pictures who cheer up, not some nude ones if you think.
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Posted by IntenseCookie Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:41PM

My chicken just scared the bajeezuhs outta me. She learned how to hide in trees, and when you walk by she jumps out and in front of you like a freaking ninja >.>'

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Reply by BloodRedShadow Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:41PM

Lol!
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Posted by TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:40PM

i changed my roomates phone time last night, he will be getting to work an hr early today :)

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Reply by BloodRedShadow Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:41PM

Oh gods, you didn't. :D
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Posted by darkknight3 Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:38PM

and what would make you happy?

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Reply by BloodRedShadow Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:40PM

A corny joke. :c
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Reply by darkknight3 Jul 10th, 2012 at 2:45PM

ok there u go then Why was the dog thrown out of the butcher shop? He was chop-lifting.
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