Buy yourself a mirror

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I bet you do

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy?<br />
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Because he doesn't know he's black

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i don't know

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A man was playing golf and he hit a hole in one, in a hole where that has never been done before. A puff of smoke emerges and he hears a voice. "I am the genie of hole 7. You have one wish. What will it be ?"<br />
"Could you make my penis grow longer, please?"<br />
The genie nods, then disappears. Nothing happens at first, but by the time he gets to the 18th hole its past his knees. It reaches his ankle. He panics. Sells his house and buys a membership for that course and spends every waking moment trying to re- summon the genie.<br />
Eventually, he does."I am the genie of hole 7....oh, what do you wish for this time ?"<br />
"Well isn't it obvious, " he says. "I'm going to need longer legs" :oD

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Instructions for making "Holy Water": Take tap water and boil the "Hell" out of it.

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what do you call a barn full of black people??? antique farm equipment

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