You're that nerd thigh person, aren't you? Lol, you've certainly expanded your list of fetishes. :P
AHAHAH before you can do that! then dodge all my tables (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻....
All but the last part sounds kinky. :-)
I don't think you can pee while doing Gangnam Style.
And your question is ......... ???