My cousin is a sagittarian and to my certain knowledge she has never even BeeN on a bus let alone been run down by one, she's online now just in case your wondering if she might have been in an accident in the past few hours.. she hasn't of course
Nope, cause I'm still here.
My co-worker at one job told me she had a newspaper job writing stories and part of her job was to write the daily horoscope, she just made up stuff off the top of her head. Very scientific.
Am I invited on my Funeral?