My girlfriend slaps me. Not the first time this has happened.
I nod my head in your direction and that's when the cops grab ya and cuff ya
We sit together and talk the rest of the night. About everything in this world. And that is not all.
you smile back as our eyes meet seductively a desire of undeniable sensuality instantly exchanged without hesitation which no one but the two of us understands its depth an illusion of love or not coalesces within each breath . . . and the director says cut . . . and the stage hands applaud not knowing if we were acting or if what they saw was reality.
I try to build up the courage to actually talk to you. But me being a quite person, I'll probably be afraid to actually talk to you. Probably afraid of the rejection that very well
Yes, you are very right, but it is sometimes very hard to talk to strangers. But as the old saying goes, a stranger is a friend that you have not meet yet.
A man puts a bag over your head and tiewraps your hands :D
I was looking at that foxy brunette behind you sorry
I can't have you both
I offer you some dinner....grilled chicken with jasmine rice....
I throw you some beads, you show me your b00bz!
A meow is heard in the upstairs bathroom.
Ned enters the room and asks what would you like to drink.
We share some Jambalaya!
Well, ok. We can talk about the Saints!
Believe it or not, they won!
i walk over with a plate of bacon and dont say a word :|
I ask the waiter what you are drinking
Oh sorry I was smiling at your own demise...
Yes I am.
Oh my I'm sorry m'am I didn't check ur age my dearest apologies.
Some folk tell me to put my teeth back in, some folk find it devilishly attractive. Its the way I can masticate wiv me gums