Maybe you can learn something from them.
Live and let live ?
Ask them to teach you what a fact is, your whole world will change when you learn fact from fiction. Or you could just throw verses from an ancient book they do not believe in at them as that is going to change them so much.
congratulate them? oh and offer them cookies?
Send in "The Jesus" !
Not a thing
Send them flowers - everybody likes flowers.
Invite them over for coffee...
Call the Thought Police. They are clearly perverts. I bet they read books as well.
Let me think this out.Males or females?
break into their house & beat the **** out of them
You should thank them for being atheist!
Buy a sniper rifle and lay in wait.
I suspect my next door neighbors are religious - what should I do? -
absolutely nothing coz its none of my business even if I dont agree!
Advise them that their lives of sin and debauchery will not go unpunished,and that a fiery Hell will be their reward.Don't pussyfoot around on the subject.
Put a burning wood atom on their front yard?
Nothing! Come on..they're not that bad.