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I think my hamster plans on assassinating me. Do you think I'll survive?

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Asked By: derpetted 66-70, F  2 months ago

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    Darklon7 - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by Darklon7 Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:56PM

    Alien vs Predator

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14 Answers to "I think my hamster plans on assassinating me. Do you think I'll survive?"

  1. Eggyolkio - 16-17 years old - female

    Posted by Eggyolkio Mar 16th, 2013 at 2:04PM

    Omg ur questions always intrigue me ... And no to answer your question get out of there

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  2. derpetted - 66-70 years old - female

    Reply by derpetted Mar 16th, 2013 at 2:05PM

    hahah! xD

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  3. cloud83 - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by cloud83 Mar 16th, 2013 at 2:01PM

    I'll send my cat ninjas to protect you

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  4. acrux - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by acrux Mar 16th, 2013 at 2:00PM

    Sadly no, but don't worry it's not going to hurt.

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  5. DrPestKontrolle1881 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by DrPestKontrolle1881 Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:59PM

    BAD HAMSTER!!

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  6. amodelcitizen - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by amodelcitizen Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:58PM

    Yes...but better get a cat bodyguard. Just in case he comes for you while you sleep

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  7. MagnusRobotFighter - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by MagnusRobotFighter Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:58PM

    Just keep an eye on him. Hamsters aren't good at sneak attacks.

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  8. Kittygalore23 - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by Kittygalore23 Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:56PM

    Get him/her a playmate that will take you out of the equation ...you'll survive alright.

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  9. sarcazoid - 36-40 years old

    Posted by sarcazoid Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:56PM

    As long as you haven't eaten anything yet today you'll be fine.

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  10. lilylilyrose - 56-60 years old - female

    Posted by lilylilyrose Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:56PM

    Depends on just how big he is.

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  11. PinksWoman - 61-65 years old

    Posted by PinksWoman Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:56PM

    Do it in first and fry it up for supper

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  12. chicagobeginnings - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by chicagobeginnings Mar 16th, 2013 at 1:56PM

    Yes, but you may smell like hamster poo.....

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  13. carlee1212 - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by carlee1212 Mar 16th, 2013 at 2:21PM

    You've seen him running on that wheel... He is obviously prepping for something big.

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  14. Pa1nsMcmurdo - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by Pa1nsMcmurdo Mar 16th, 2013 at 2:14PM

    Beware for is it not written, When the Gerbils* of the Appocalypse ride, the keeper of the Store of Destiny shall quake in fear and reverance for did he not sell his last sunflower seeds not 5 mins ago and they shall Complain Bitterly, Wreak Havock and Destruction and then Have To Go Elsewhere For Some

    *This also applies to crack Ninja Hamsters, so you better check his pedigree but make sure he's fed and keep himlocked up. Just in case.

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