ive already heard a different variation from a comic. Its not quite the same, but its close enuff to not warrant a chuckle.

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Yeah Inever could tell a joke like a wize *** could.

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you might have to explain it to us

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The pee went into the pool, but not from the high diving board ,like it would from a guy standing on the board peeing.

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Maybe they just didnt want it?

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How I recall the joke?<br />
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The teacher asked little Tommy's Mom to attend her Office; there was a problem. So she went along and waited to be called into the Teachers room. Once inside, the concerned Mom sat down and quickly asked what the problem was that deemed her to report into school. The Teacher went on to explain.<br />
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"I wouldn't trouble you, but this is the third time we've spoken with Tommy and he is taking no notice. Today, he 'tinkled' in the swimming pool, yet again." Little Tommy's Mom immediately laughed and replied. "I don't believe this! Kids do that, hell ... even adults do that!" The Teacher raised her hand and immediately retorted "NOT from the top diving board they don't lady!"<br />
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~F~

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Oh yeah well I remember now, thanks, my daughter laughs at me whenIscrew up a joke.

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lol .. it's OK. I remember this from many moons ago .. lol

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hahaha :p

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I used the water slide.

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Lol don't get it either, but like it anyway coz it sounds silly, so it made me grin anyway!!

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