think i give a sheet? :)
Looks like you were... *puts on sunglasses* washed out. *Yeeaaaah!*
But it can be mended in a stitch if you don't cut corners anymore!
try a diaper factory, and hope you don't get sh!t on.....
Seams that you are just hanging on by a thread. It will iron out in time. But don't quilt just yet..................
I freely admit I laughed faaaaaar too long and hard at this. Thanks for that :)
Take out the laundry.
get a job in a Christmas Cracker Factory as you have the jokes thing sorted! :)
get a job, you lazy bum
Remember when your mother tried to get you to go to college???? You just had to go to work right away.
Well, you were forewarned, so...
You made your bed... now lie in it!
(you knew Somebody was going to say it, right?)
Orange you glad I didn't say yellow?....wait...never mind...