then go get one?
Then get one, it's not that hard.
Maybe Santa will bring you one. I heard he is a pimp the other 364 days
I want a boyfriend...or a girlfriend...maybe both.
Well, you can pretty much find one probably anywhere (e.g. church, school, store, Internet, etc.).
It is not like females are going to disappear.
And I am pretty sure there are some females who would still be interested in you regardless of your gender, age, character, etc.
Why not tell it 2 jesus?
So do I. Would be nice if wishing was enough.
if you're going on the internet to ask for one, and don't have a profile pic, I'm going to assume you're desperate and ugly--with a side of fat. Go to an online dating service.
he's up for it!
Up for what?