I feel your pain, Question-Asker!<br />
THe itch inside the ear is killer when it comes.<br />
THe best thing is to use a Q-tip cotton swab and go scratching inside your inner ear.<br />
Go gentley. Go safely. <br />
To scratch the inner ear itch is the best because its just so damn close to your brain that it feels like you're scratching your brain.<br />
It's awesome.<br />
Also, .. do not scratch your brain. Even with a Q-tip.
I am sorry I cannot share that information for I feel it is too personal : )
1. Scratch inside of throat with toothbrush
2. Q-tip ... Make a sharp point to get the really deep itches
3. Disposable spiral eyelash brush for really bad itches
The way to do it without harming you ears, Drink pop. Lots of it at a time :) Trust me, It works.
take a tissue, cut a piece of it, fold that piece, insert in your ear :D
This is going to sound really weird, but my family uses real chicken feathers. You just clean the ends of the feather and cut off 3 or 4 inches off of it then remove all but an inch of feathers and you just use it.
The straight edge of a key.
I use a hand held massaging device and place against my ear until I feel it vibrating against my ear drum and scratching it. One needs to be cautious not too much pressure is pushed against the ear as you could potentially cause serious harm. It feels so lovely to scratch my ear exactly where it is itchy deep inside. When I do not have the massager at my disposal, I make a vibrating noise with the back of my throat.
A bad thing to do ! But i use a bobby pin !
I use a Q-tip and water to clean the itch. I never sumerge my ears to water for bacteria that makes ears itch and cause ear aches. When washing ears, use plain clean warm water. Drain by tilting your ear to the right or left allowing the water to come out on it's own. Then clean and dry with a <br />
Q-tip. That's what I do to keep wax, dirt, and itching from occurring.
This can hurt a smidge the first time you try it, but take a washcloth, get it soaking wet, then take the excess water and drop it into your ear. If you hear a boom kind of sound, then that signifies that it's working. Within 30 sec. the itch should go away!
Just put up with it. If you scartch your ear with a Q-tip, it will relive the itch for a little while but you will then find it gets itchy again, and its worse (this is because you have taken away and moved the ear's protective wax) so you use a Q-tip again then its itchy again so you repeat the whole senario again and end up in a vicious circle of having an itchy ear and probbably ear infections and hearing problems. Trust me, after using Q-tips my right ear always hurts and is itchy, and my mom has nearly lost her hearing in one ear
Q-tip and saliva
Get a nice vibrating back/neck massager, such as those sold by homemedics, and apply it directly to your ear on high speed. It will immediately comfort your itchiness and give you what I like to call an "ear-gasm". Oh it feels SOOO GOOD! It's amazing, but only do this for a minute or less at a time. Also you can massage your nose, neck, eyes, and so on and have THOSE gasms as well. Good luck!