My mother was trying to fart into a karaoke machine at Wal-Mart and **** all over herself
Okay this made me literally laugh OU loud. I so hope it's true.
Yes...it's true...I was like 13 years old and it was one of the grossest and moat embarrassing things that I have ever experienced
Ok why?! As a joke? Like a fart joke?
She was trying to embarrass us but it backfired (literally)
Someone, I wont mention any names. got high and didnt invite me.
I've had dog poop smeared all over me--- in my hair, in my ears, between my fingers, etc. I was running through a yard downhill when I was a kid. It was wet from the dew. The homeowner had a huge dog. I slid into one pile after another.
when my 3 boys were little, my wife and I were in bed, naked under the sheets. The boys came and jumped on the bed. We started wrestling and one of the little buggers bit me on the **** through the sheet. Hurt like hell. End of wrestling match.
It is funny now, but it sure wasn't funny then.
my sister was wearing nothing but a sheet on the living room couch, she is 300 lbs and has herpes. her boyfriend was there. i have to burn the couch
yes seriously, thats why im always asking ppl to pray for her death
You get my vote for things that traumatised me
I'm not telling the story but there was a reason I hated cats for a few years
no too gross to tell