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Brody1530 Brody1530 22-25, F 7 Answers May 3 in Doing Good

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My mother was trying to fart into a karaoke machine at Wal-Mart and **** all over herself

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Okay this made me literally laugh OU loud. I so hope it's true.

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Out loud....

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Yes...it's true...I was like 13 years old and it was one of the grossest and moat embarrassing things that I have ever experienced

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Ok why?! As a joke? Like a fart joke?

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She was trying to embarrass us but it backfired (literally)

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Someone, I wont mention any names. got high and didnt invite me.

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lol sorryyyyy<3

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I've had dog poop smeared all over me--- in my hair, in my ears, between my fingers, etc. I was running through a yard downhill when I was a kid. It was wet from the dew. The homeowner had a huge dog. I slid into one pile after another.

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when my 3 boys were little, my wife and I were in bed, naked under the sheets. The boys came and jumped on the bed. We started wrestling and one of the little buggers bit me on the **** through the sheet. Hurt like hell. End of wrestling match.

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It is funny now, but it sure wasn't funny then.

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my sister was wearing nothing but a sheet on the living room couch, she is 300 lbs and has herpes. her boyfriend was there. i have to burn the couch

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Lol seriously?

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yes seriously, thats why im always asking ppl to pray for her death

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You get my vote for things that traumatised me

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I'm not telling the story but there was a reason I hated cats for a few years

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Awww c'mon

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no too gross to tell

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There's no such thing as to gross on ep! Lol

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