First, gargle with some drain cleaner so your breath is nice and fresh. And then insert a 24 inch railroad spike into your rectum so she knows your kinky. Then go saw your head off with a band saw. Try it and let us know how it works out, you sick freak.
Er, lemme think...you don`t ! I don`t care who or what you have sex with but it has to be consensual !
U sick twisted **** kill yourself NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You say mOm we need to talk then she will follow you Into what ever room then let her in front and then choke her out she will be out long enough to tie her up and ***** her <br />
Then do what you want :)
What if she has a husband
you sad sick animal.
Hitting her over the head with a club would be a start...no, if this is a serious post which I doubt, you need something to cure your twisted mind. Try a handfull of tranquilizers washed down with a glass of whiskey. Afterward say hello to Osama and all the other twisted ***** in hell.
go and hanging...
I`d start by consulting a therapist. I`m not saying that to be sarcastic, I`m saying that because your thoughts are leading you down a tragic road. Please, seek help before you do something that will destroy your life and the people around you. There`s no shame in seeking help.
Obvious troll is obvious
SICKO GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Well a good therapist for your sick fantasy might be a good start. SHEESH!!!<br />
BTW folks I doubt this is real. It is a person looking for a reaction!!
A spiked glass of wine and some rope. Unless she's one of those prudes who doesn't drink, then you just punch her in the temple and go for it. Personally, I use the "quiet chat" routine.
Here's how it's done:
1. Ask her to get together for lunch/dinner/drink/chat.
2. Have a nice conversation to get her relaxed and comfortable.
3. Offer her a shoulder or back rub.
4. While rubbing, put her in a one-armed choke hold.
5. Rip off her clothes with your free hand and do what you will.
When you've finished, wipe your c-o-c-k in her hair and say "now go clean yourself up, you dirty w-h-o-r-e"
She will LOVE it. I promise
Leave no witnesses or DNA. Enjoy.
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