The best stories I have about aliens are ones I believe to be true but many who've heard or seen these stories believe them to be just from t.v. shows and storybooks and the vast majority of the world would actually not even get the references. My next best stories about aliens are ba<x>sed on a storybook series i am writing. I do not think these are the types of Alien stories you are looking for, but I thank you for creating this safe space for those with real stories to share freely without as much fear of judgement. :)
We are so far more advanced than you puny little humans that our robots' buttocks have more intelligence than your pitiful earth brains.
Do you call it torture when you squish an ant? We are here for gold and your earth cheeseburgers and women, but sometimes we get bored and do science stuff. Your pitiful earthling brain wouldnt understand.