Sweetie. I was walking in the mall, suddenly a man grabbed my hand and said, "look sweetie", then he realized he did not have his wife hand in his. We were both equally embarrassed, but were both able to laugh about it later.
A drunkard once called me a lesbian for my long hair. He thought I was a she. It's not embarrassing, but just plain funny.
When I had a beard and it was white I was called "Santa"
'you f*cling d*ckhead'
late for dinner
It's hard to embarrass me but a girl I was dating in high school would call me her ex boyfriend rather repeatedly.
my 5th grade teacher would call me things like the hurricane or old faithful or other nature related cracks whenever I would sneeze because I would do it several times in a row or make a mess with the sneezing if it was particularly bad.
It was and he did it all year long. My brother loved him when he had him. I always considered him an *** who in my opinion wasn't even much of a teacher. Even for the 5th grade. He was one of those. "back in my day" kind of teachers who told his life story more than actually teaching.
The multiple sneezing is murder too. when it hurts all over afterwards and when you are in the multiple sneezes its difficult to not make some kind of mess.
But Snape at least had a good side. lol Just REALLY deep down.
one type at the airport my dad handed them his passport and they asked him "who is this lady" when they saw his picture.
Well it wasn't "sir"
People have assumed I was a mom
"My little s l u t" - not sure I really want to tell you the circumstances
I'm not sure. There have been many things.
One that comes to mind-
When I was about 24, there was a rich old man that I regarded as a friend, and one time when we were meeting some people, he put his arm around me and squeezed and called me his girlfriend. The other people looked a bit uncomfortable- I wanted to crawl away.
Still makes my skin crawl.
hey! i call sirs sir all the time! anyways... nothing embarrassing... just all lovely comments about how lovely i am.
wait! i was called poor and then punched in the face once years ago! >.<
I'd rather not say!
bc the Mc of events couldn't prounounce my first name
he's lucky I liked him or I would have kicked him in his bad knee