Will send you a true story.
So this middle aged man decides he's going to come out to his mom while she's making a stew. He takes a breath, looks up from his paper and says "Mom, I have something to tell you. I'm gay.". His mom doesn't say anything and continues to stir the stew. He lays the paper down on the kitchen table where he's sitting and feels uneasy. His mom then replies "Does that mean you put men's penis's in your mouth?". Somewhat shocked the man says "Yes mom it does.". His mom walks over to him and swats him hard on his head with the big spoon. "Jeez mom what the hell?!" he says. His mom replies "Don't you ever complain about my cooking again!".