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If a bald, left-handed Polar Bear farts in Key West, FL, does it still owe the IRS any taxes?

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    diewasseratte - 61-65 years old - female

    Posted by diewasseratte 1 Oct 8th, 2011 at 4:52AM

    Isn't that considered a gas tax?

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  1. burstin2go - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by burstin2go Oct 8th, 2011 at 7:25AM

    hehe very funny

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5 Answers to "If a bald, left-handed Polar Bear farts in Key West, FL, does it still owe the IRS any taxes?"

  1. BuckarooBonzai - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by BuckarooBonzai Oct 8th, 2011 at 9:21AM

    What part of Key West?

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  2. burstin2go - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by burstin2go Oct 8th, 2011 at 7:26AM

    No, but it has to pay carbon tax for the greenhouse gas 'methane' emitted

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  3. iguanachips - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by iguanachips Oct 8th, 2011 at 6:59AM

    Don't you mean 'left pawed'? and I thought illegals were paid in cash. If a bear evades taxes in the woods does the IRS really hear about it?

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  4. MissSass - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by MissSass Oct 8th, 2011 at 5:07AM

    The fart factor increases the tax by 10 times!

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