I'll get a wood and say "You wanna do it?" and if not, tell them to leave before I jerk myself off.

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Why would I want my friend to go?

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If you don't mind looking these over, they are your share of the rent, electric, water, heat and food bills

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If it is a he I will ask him to bring large amounts of liquor which he cannot afford, if it is she I will ask her to join me in bed

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I'd asked them if they're going to start paying me rent or **** off to their own beds.

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If it's late, I'd make it clear that I was tired. Yawn lots and say, "I'm tired."

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I'd say, well, it is my bedtime. Thanks for stopping by!

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I have plans, so you'll need to go now, but it was nice that you stopped by.<br />
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I have plans tomorrow, so I need to head for bed now.<br />
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NOTHING says you have to say WHAT your plans are. Planning not to be bothered by your visitor is good enough. lol

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I'd start faking sick hoping she'd take the hint

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ha ha, i didn't even consider that possibility :)

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